Thursday, May 7, 2009

Erectile Discombobulation

My spam filter is clogging up these days with more and more ads for Viagra and/or Cialis and/or some other "magic" little pill to make parts of old men young again.

Well, for one thing, I'm a WOMAN. I have NO USE for your stupid little pills. So GTFO.

Secondly, listen, guys: Most women do NOT want you panting over them for four or more hours. We certainly aren't interested in marathon sessions in our 40's and higher if we have responsibilities during the day and especially if we have small children.

There's something to be said for short, sweet and to the point.

Geezer dudes, if your whole self-worth is tied up in whether or not a piece of your body acts like it's 30+ years younger than it really is, then you need a hobby.

Might I suggest knitting?

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